Didn't unplug the Internet but instead went on Facebook and saw this on my newsfeed as it was written on a mate's status update.

i'm kate. i like cheese, chucks, london, and politics.

i like emails, too. sarfeastldn@gmail.com

Didn’t unplug the Internet but instead went on Facebook and saw this on my newsfeed as it was written on a mate’s status update.

[REDACTED] I feel this one, was at a gathering recently and a female member was conviced that she was older than me and another male, turns out that she was the youngest, 4 years younger at that … conclusion she feels and looks older than she really is and us guys looked younger than she thought we were … tek care of unnuself ladies, the guys are, at least some of us lol. Nuff love to all the sistas out there who take care of themselves, regular mani, pedi (kill the long toe nails please), dental and keep the pounds in the right places, have a great day.

I DO NOT EVEN KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN WITH THIS CRAP. How incredibly patronizing. That’s about all I can muster.

You Know What I Mean, Innit?

Didn’t unplug the Internet but instead went on Facebook and saw this on my newsfeed as it was written on a mate’s status update.